Marketoid Barf-Fest, Part 2

I've really come to loathe hooray-for-us hold "infomercials", especially when these extol the virtues of the same product that I'm holding to discuss DoA warranty management for.

All too often they use cheery voice actors who haven't a clue what they are reading; a trade-only distributor gains zero credibility when they have "Silicon Pines" droids reading out vacuous content-free nonsense. Imagine; you build and fix PCs for a living, and you have to listen to something like "The new ZootBox One-Two-Five has Sixty-Four Em Bee of RAM and a fast Ay-Em-Dee Micro Processor to meet All Your Future Computing Needs".... be still, my heaving lunch!